Swipe Right ka Scam: DP Paris vali par reality Patel Nagar vali 💔📱
Bio me Prince, date pe Papu. GXN Roast on India’s online dating circus.
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New Delhi — Online dating India me ek naya khel ban chuka hai: profile pe sapne bikte hain, aur reality me heartbreak free deliver hota hai. DP me Eiffel Tower, par asli life me Patel Nagar ka metro pillar dikhta hai. Yehi hai asli catfish ka taste.
📢 Local reporter ki chilling update: 😂👉 Ek ladke ne apne bio me likha “Gym freak, abs incoming”. Date ke din banda chhoti si gali me das kadam chalte hi hafne laga jaise cardiac arrest ka live telecast chal ra ho. Gym freak nikla Gym phobia.
🚌 Sadak se seedha report: 🙃👉 DP me Royal Enfield, caption “Bullet wali vibe”. Date ke din Splendor pe entry, aur uske peeche sticker: “Mother's Gift”. Royal Enfield sirf filter ka part tha, asli engine to middle-class budget ka laga hua tha.
🎬 Pop-culture desk: 🎬👉 Bio me likha tha “Netflix and chill specialist”. Lekin ghar pe date ke waqt nikal gaya Doordarshan aur bijli ka bill. Scene aisa tha ki lagta tha hum 90s ka flashback dekh rahe hain, jaha chill ka matlab hi tha “pankha chalu karo”.
🧠 Social behavior watch: 🧠👉 Har swipe right ek insurance policy ban gaya hai. Premium free hai, par claim karte waqt heartbreak aur dukh ke extra charges lagte hain. Users bol rahe hain ki ab dating apps ke sath “Breakup helpline” free deni chahiye.
🎯 Antim breaking ye hai: 🔥👉 Online dating India me ek startup pitch jaisa lagta hai. Pehle round me profile pe funding hoti hai — photos, filters aur bio ke lies. Aur doosre round me reality aati hai — liquidation of patience, aur bankruptcy of trust.
Swipe Right ka Scam: DP Paris vali par reality Patel Nagar vali 💔📱
Bio me likha tha DOG lover, par date pe aate hi Butter Chicken order karke bola “Dogs cute hain, par Chicken cuter.” - GXN
Bio me likha tha “Dog lover”. Date ke din usne full plate chicken tandoori order kiya aur bola “Dogs are cute, par butter chicken cuter hai.” Yha se ik baat to clear ho gyi pet lover sirf DP tak hi limited tha relaity se iska koi lena dena nahi hai.
Running Gag: Har dusre user ka experience aisa hai jaise hum “India’s Got Catfish” ka live reality show dekh rahe ho. Judges ka sirf ek comment hota hai: “Profile me talent aur reality ke performance ka dur dur tak koi match nahi hai.”
🙋 Public ka jawaab: “Mujhe bola gaya tha height 6ft, par banda stool pe khada tha jab selfie li thi.” “DP me Maldives ka beach, asli date pe Gurgaon ka water park ka baby pool. 😐”.
🧑🏫 GXN ke gyaani bolte hain: “Online dating ka asli golden rule: jitna zyada filter laga hai, utna hi bada heartbreak hoga.”.
👉 Tum bhi kabhi “profile vs reality” scam me phase ho? Toh comment section ko apna heartbreak museum banao. 🤯😂
⚠️ GXN Comedy Disclaimer: Agar tumhe ye article apne khud ke rishtedar jaisa lag raha hai, toh tension mat lo — poora India isi circus ka hissa hai. 😏
Topics: online dating fails, catfish in India, profile vs reality, dating app scams, DP filter comedy, heartbreak humour, modern love memes
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Breaking News! Profile photo me Paris aur reality me Patel Nagar metro station, matlab online dating ka asli comedy circus.
Aur yahi nahi — bio me likha tha “Gym freak”, par date ke din banda gali me 10 kadam chadhte hi oxygen cylinder dhoondhne laga.
Upar se DP me Bullet thi, lekin asli entry Splendor pe hui jiske peeche sticker tha “Mumma's gift”, toh samajh jao Royal Enfield sirf filter ka magic tha.
Aur jab ladke ne bola “Netflix and chill”, to ghar pe nikla Doordarshan aur electricity bill, matlab 90s ka flashback hi mil gaya.
Iske sath hi har swipe right pe milta hai heartbreak insurance jisme premium to zero hai, par claim karne pe sirf dukh hi dukh milta hai.
Aur antim breaking ye hai ki online dating ab ek startup jaisa ban gya hai — profile pe funding, aur reality me liquidation of trust.
Vhi ik larke ne bio me dog lover likha tha, par date pe aate hi butter chicken order karke bola “Dogs cute hain, par chicken cuter.”
Public ka reaction bhi kamaal hai: “Height 6ft likhi thi, asli me banda stool pe khada tha” aur “DP Maldives, asli me Gurgaon water park ka baby pool.”
Aur Gxp experts ka kehna hai ki online dating ka golden rule simple hai: Jitna filter zyada hoga, utna heartbreak bhi bada hota hai.
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