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GaltiXpress Network (GXN)

Daily galtiyaan, snackable news. Scroll chhota. Smile bada.

GXN in 30 seconds

  • Format: 30–60s reads. Hook → Context → Roast → Takeaway.
  • Language: Hinglish, because that’s how we talk IRL.
  • Vibe: Humour-first, never hateful. Relatable > complicated.

Why you’ll vibe with GXN

  • Speed > Speech: Jaldi samajh aata, jaldi share hota.
  • Signal-only: Hype ke beech me real point.
  • No gyaan: Sirf jo kaam ka—baaki roast.

What we cover

Trends

Virality ka MRI — kya, kyu, kab tak.

Culture

Streaming, fandoms, festivals, memes.

Tech

Apps, AI, privacy twists — hype vs reality.

Life

Roommates, rishtas, routines — adulting ki patch notes.

Money

Deals ya decoys? Wallet POV news.

Work & Study

Exams, deadlines, upskilling — effort vs outcome.

How we publish (the GXN flow)

  1. Signal scan: Trends, tips, submissions, comments.
  2. Quick verify: Source check—even for satire. No fake flex.
  3. Write the roast: Hook first, context tight, punchline earned.
  4. Safety pass: Punch up, never punch down.
  5. Ship: Site → Live Ticker → Reels/Shorts

Tools help; humans decide. AI can draft; editors ship.

Formats you’ll see

  • Live Ticker: Sabse tez one-liners—bas scroll karo.
  • Briefs: 80–120 words, full story + punchline.
  • Deep Roast: Jab depth deserve ho—300–500 words.
  • Shorts/Reels: Caption-led, share-ready clips.

Roast rules (non-negotiable)

  • Ideas/behaviour ko roast; identities ko nahi.
  • Satire ≠ smear. No hate, no harassment.
  • Joke clear ho; misinformation nahi.
  • Correction aaya? Fix + note.

UX & accessibility

  • Readable fonts, short paras, clear contrast.
  • Images with alt text where possible.
  • Keyboard-friendly nav & focus states.

How we choose stories

  • Relatability: “Yeh mera friend bhi karega?”
  • Timeliness: Aaj ka, abhi ka.
  • Clarity: Ek line me samjhe.
  • Impact: Share-worthy take.

What we measure (not just clicks)

  • Saves and shares
  • Time-to-smile (how fast it lands)
  • Reader replies & submissions

Be part of it

Spicy tip, meme lead, ya apni khud ki galti? Bhejo — best ones feature honge.

  • Send links/screenshots + one-line context.
  • Credit name/handle optional; “Anon” bhi chalega.

DM/Email: galtixpress@gmail.com

Team & mascot

  • GXN Desk — the folks behind the roast.
  • Mascot: GaltiXpress Train (press-cap) — news, but memeable.

Updated: 23 Aug 2025

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