▶️ Prefer reading? Whiteboard roast starts below 👇
💔 Jab anniversary par gift ke jagah regret mila...
🎯 Is This Your First Anniversary Too?
Agar haan, toh note karo yeh dukh bhari Galtiyaan. Puchku–Puchki ne sab kuch galat kiya… ab tum mat repeat karna!
💣 Top 5 Galtiyaan That Ruined Their Anniversary
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Forgotten Feels — Anniversary Bhool Gaya, Bill Nahi
Puchki ne diya handwritten note + memory jar 💌
Puchku ne diya… bijli ka GST bill + “late payment charge” ka lecture ⚡
Fir casually bola: “Kuch toh tha na aaj?”
Us din romance gaya tha… par meter reading time pe tha.
🏆 Bhoolne Ka Gold Medal -
Jugaadu Gifts — Packing Tera, Dukh Mera
Amazon ka torn box. Sticker: “Happy Birthday Papa.” 🎁
Andar: used socks + stress relief pen (jo kaam nahi karta).
Puchki: “Ye gift hai ya office drawer ka safai?”
Surprise ke saath regret bhi combo offer mein aaya tha.
🏆 Dhoka Package Award -
Thali Dinner Disaster — Love Served With Taanas
Dinner plan: candlelight. Result: mummy ke dhabe ki thali. 🍛
2 sabzi, 3 taane, aur dessert mein guilt ka halwa mila.
Puchki: “Main dulhan hoon ya tiffin service wali?”
Thali full thi… feelings completely empty thi.
🏆 Bhookh Ka Badla Award -
Cringe Caption — Still Tolerating Each Other? 🤪
Puchku ne daala Insta post: “1 Year Survived!”
Hashtags: #EMILove #ShaadiSurvivors #HelpMe
Puchki ne like bhi nahi kiya… sirf ghoora.
Insta pe cool ban gaya, ghar pe full-time fool tha.
🏆 Afsos Influencer Award -
Zoom Call Surprise — Anniversary Cancel, Rishtedaari On
Candlelight dinner cancel. Puchku ne kiya Zoom setup. 💻
Screen pe aaye mummy-papa — taana edition LIVE.
Puchki ne video off kiya, aur relationship ko mute pe daal diya.
Connection unstable tha… jaise unka rishta.
🏆 Emotional Damage Award
🔥 Real Roast from a Real Relationship
“Puchki: Mujhe pyaar chahiye tha.”
“Puchku: Mujhe bhi… cashback ke saath.”
🏆 Dumbest Moves — Award Table
| Galti | 🔥 Rating | Award |
|---|---|---|
| Gifted GST Bill | 🔥🔥🔥🔥 | Bhoolne Ka Gold Medal |
| Zoom Call | 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 | Emotional Damage Award |
| Amazon Jugaad | 🔥🔥🔥 | Dhoka Package Award |
💸 Fake Sponsor of the Day
NoGift.in – “Jahan pyaar nahi, packaging hoti hai.”
💬 Puchki’s Comment of the Day
“Mere pati ne anniversary pe towel set diya… ab main usmein apna gussa pochti hoon.”
– @SoggyWife
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🤦 Dekha? Ye Galtiyaan Viral Bhi Hoti Hai!
👉 Share karo. Sharm karo. Repeat mat karo.
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